New Game To Play
Everyone has played the "Porn Star Name" game....you know where you take your first pets name and your mums maiden name to get your porn star name....I'd be Long John Lofthouse since you ask....
Anyway I was introduced to a new one when listening to Mark Radcliffe's show the other day...the "Northern Comedian Name" game....in this version you take the first name of one of your grandfathers and add your least favourite vegetable......in my case I get Walter Sweetcorn and who wouldn't want to go and see that act!!

2 Comments:
Porn - "Mitsy Edge"
Northern Comedian - "Norman Turnip"
That one's hard cos my first choices would have been for either Mushroom or Tomato, neither of which are your actual vegetable.
Porn - Fluffy Freeman
Northern Comedian - Bob....erm..it's hard to think of a vegetable that you never buy.... Erm...Bob...... Celery is that a vegetable? Vegetable... vegetable.... Bob Spinach.
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