Thank God For Ann

I have just discovered two very good reasons why I was so unsuccessful with girls when I was at sixth form as I have just found a videotape I made with Mike for a presentation in our "Sixties" class about Monty Python.

Firstly I appeared to be more a collection of acne than a human being, and also it seems that at sixth form I was as camp as Christmas....No change there I hear you cry.

I can only explain it by saying that I had only just finished being a Drama student, which must have had an effect, and that, from the evidence of the video, I wanted to be Vic Reeves.

Thank goodness Ann took pity on me or I could have ended up one of those blokes who live alone and are talked about by people who work in shops for being Weird.