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The other day I found my self pondering my death and more specifically the aftermath. Cheery eh?
No, I wasn't being morbid, my thoughts were concerned with what Archaeologists call "Grave-Goods", and we'll call "The things you get buried with".
Clothes wise I think I'd have to go with an Aston Villa top, a pair of jeans and a new pair of Adidas trainers. As for possessions I think I'd have to have my Granddad's old yard brush for sentimental reasons, a photo of Ann to keep me cheerful in the potentially difficult early days as I adjust to being dead, and also.....and this is the main reason for this post, some music to keep me entertained in the afterlife.
Now my problem is this....what format of music do you take to heaven?? Is God a CD man? Does he prefer that distinctive sound that can only be achieved with vinyl? Is he a high-tech MP3 kind of guy? Maybe he likes Mini-Discs? Has he never upgraded from the humble cassette? Or perhaps he is an old hippy who can't see past 8-track cartridges? Basically I don't want to turn up with the wrong type!! Can you imagine a more embarrassing situation?
I think the best way to decide is to ask all of you. My theory is that if God created man in his own image then if enough people say which music format they think is the best, then the most popular one is surely the one that the big fella would choose.
So my question to you is this: "God is a DJ...What is he playing?"
Comments please..
posted by Andrew @ 1:31 PM
3 Comments:
First off, dude, its a coffin, not a caravan, with all that shit in it you're gonna need a JCB to lower you into the ground...and for shame, burrial?! You could get a spacious 4bedroom afordable housing project on the land taken up by the average grave.
Anyway, we all know only the Mormons go to heaven (South Park) and anyway its heaven, its all harps and sitting on clouds and shit. So like Bill Hicks said: "Lets just say that rock music is the Devils music and we know this for a fact!? ...At least he fuckin jams!!!"
Surely all you need to do is extend the range of your wireless network and take the receiver with you?
OK...My Theory. God is not a musicist he doesn't partake in musical hatred, and hence I imagine will tolerate all formats. But if it is a question of us fickle humans I would go with mp3, becasue you can take more with you, sounds as though you are going to be a bit cramped in there. CD's are second because, well do I have to have a reason?
Not sure the wireless network will extend that far Mike. But a good thought. Until I start removing and reorganising tracks (presuming I outlive Andrew) because then I imagine he would come back to haunt me.
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